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“Shit.” I run a hand through my hair. My hole keeps getting deeper. Wills is already pissed at me for being an idiot. I can’t see her being thrilled about a meet-the-parents dinner date😋

She’s back to getting in my face.

I wish my body’s reaction wasn’t to get instantly hard when she puts me in my place like this😁

I might flirt with women when I’m approached at the bar, but my family all keep tabs on me through social media.🤗

I try not to strangle my own hands or sweat through my blouse as Shirley, the head of HR, reads over the no-fraternization policy. Slowly. In excruciating detail. I want to die right now. How is it that Dallas has the ability, even ten years later, to embarrass me this badly😝🤪😜

Her nails dig into my arm.

My dick is instantly rock solid. “Here I am.🤩

I have a PhD in Willy’s body language, and based on her panicked expression and the way she’s crossing her arms, she’s desperate to escape.🥰

I would rather eat sand than deal with Dallas and his buddies all weekend😛

He and his friend used my bike to do tricks then flipped it into the lake behind his parents’ house. I had to save up for a year to buy a new one 😡🤬😡

“We could go together,” Dallas says—like it’s the best idea he’s ever had, like he hasn’t totally fucked me over in the past🤔