Addison’s Reviews > Lament: The Faerie Queen's Deception > Status Update

Y'all definitely aren't eating BBQ right if you're still capable of making out passionately afterwards.

Oh cool, so the thousand years old guy trying to fuck a teenager is also a murderer. Ugh.

Yeah, I don't know if I'm going to finish this one. Not only is the main character insufferable but so far the plot has literally been fairies attempting to manipulate a centuries old man into fucking a teenager and I'm not about that.

Aw yeah, Odin knows there is nothing I love more than reading about a centuries old supernatural creature making out with a sixteen year old girl in an alley! Oh wait, no I fucking don't. SHIT'S CREEPY.

"Delia was an overbearing cake with condescending frosting, and frankly, I was on a diet." That's a real sentence in this book. Just soak that in.

Can you relate to a main character who stops crushing on someone because they ate a ham sandwich? Because I don't know if I can. That's some straight up "wow, what a judgemental asshat" nonsense.