Status Update

Steph Sinclair is 57% done

Bella was sleeping peacefully when I climbed up to her bedroom window early Monday morning. I'd remembered oil this time, and the window now moved silently out of my way. GTFO, Edward!

— Nov 21, 2011 05:14AM

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Steph’s Previous Updates

Steph Sinclair is 89% done

My lips to her lips, cold stone to warm, yielding silk...And then she dies.

*sigh*

— Nov 23, 2011 07:29PM

Steph Sinclair is 75% done

How was I supposed to protect someone so...so...so determined to be unprotected. You let her die, Edward. Lol.

— Nov 22, 2011 06:01AM

Steph Sinclair is 71% done

I'd just admitted to stalking her, and she was smiling.

*sigh* Twilight, even Disney thinks you're doing it wrong.

— Nov 21, 2011 12:31PM

Steph Sinclair is 68% done

This cracks me up every time: Do I dazzle you?

— Nov 21, 2011 10:33AM

Steph Sinclair is 65% done

Edward's violent thoughts make me LOL. ^_^

— Nov 21, 2011 09:55AM

Steph Sinclair is 60% done

But I couldn't ignore the rainbow of sparkles that reflected onto her skin when I got closer. LMAO. Edward, you are the weakest link.

— Nov 21, 2011 08:58AM

Steph Sinclair is 57% done

OMG, Edward! You have more angst than Jace in City of Fallen Angels.

— Nov 20, 2011 10:18PM

Steph Sinclair is 53% done

What does Esme actually do all day? There are no kids to look after. No food to cook. No messes to clean. I'm confused. What is her purpose in this book?!

— Nov 20, 2011 08:29PM

Steph Sinclair is 47% done

Her scent was one thing; her flowing blood was another altogether. Not to be gross or anything, but does Bella never have a period in Twilight? Wouldn't that bother Edward, or even Jasper for that matter? I mean he practically almost murdered her over a paper cut.

— Nov 20, 2011 09:57AM

Steph Sinclair is 43% done

OMFG...I think I'm enjoying this "book" way more than I should be. I'm LOL'ing soooo hard right now.

— Nov 19, 2011 08:19PM