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"I'd rather face a dozen [cannibalistic fish-men pirates] than one charging Volkswagon."
— Apr 17, 2016 03:47PM
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That . . . was actually a really good pulp deathtrap escape.
— Apr 17, 2016 06:35PM
K.T. Katzmann
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MERMEN ON NESSIES WITH LANCES. Book has regained points.
— Apr 17, 2016 06:27PM
K.T. Katzmann
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Every magic user on this world has an evil doppelganger duplicate. I am terrified of what evil Doofus is like
— Apr 17, 2016 04:11PM
K.T. Katzmann
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I'm glad that even Doofus has second thoughts before having sex with a silent naked woman who's eaten a corpse right in front of him and didn't wipe her mouth.
— Apr 17, 2016 03:57PM
K.T. Katzmann
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Now that he accepts the existence of the witch-priestess's goddess, Doofus begins praying. Admittedly, it's to ask if she can command her priestess to sleep with him more . . .
— Apr 17, 2016 03:45PM
K.T. Katzmann
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Shipwreck spirits? Mutinies? It's okay! Our hero is a self-admitted bully! He'll beat the crap out of them all! He's killed half of the crew by now, but he's gonna get where he's going!
— Apr 17, 2016 03:43PM
K.T. Katzmann
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After a soliloquy about the beautiful smell of night soil in the gutters, Doofus buys proper medieval clothes with an Earth check. This fictional world is way too good to waste on Doofus.
— Apr 17, 2016 03:38PM
K.T. Katzmann
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Even his witch companion thinks "our hero" is the comic relief. I'm trying to picture a blond Bruce Campbell.
— Apr 17, 2016 03:37PM