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Minaaaa

RUN like a SCARED DOG

doot doo doot doo flush da monster outttt

MINAAAAAAA

this is factual I was the little terriers I was there

DAMN Lucy… also the power of FRIENDSHIP is so strong in this book. everyone is so freaking kind to eachother and I think it’s just Van Helsing’s immaculate vibes influencing everyone. Mina absolutely rizzed up Renfield. LETS GO VAMPIRE HUNTING!! also Dracula is ABSOLUTELY OP how tf do you kill him?!? Yeah I can control the weather. And every animal. And turn into a wolf or a bat. And shrink and grow. HES A GOD

“Promise you won’t ask me to do anything against me being Christian and a man”
“I promise”
“Cool so what are we doing”
“So basically breaking into ur dead wife’s grave and desecrating her corpse”

I need Van Helsing to be my dad I almost cried when he was complimenting Mina and talking to John HES SO FREAKING NICE HELP MEEEEE

rip Lucy also rip Arthur boy going thru it

I would’ve killed Lucy’s mom first if her heart didn’t get her 😫 also that wolf is fucking HYSTERICAL