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Wouter van Noort
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Gods aren't great with deadlines. The concept of having a limited time to do something just doesn't make much sense to an immortal.
— Sep 21, 2024 10:35AM
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Wouter van Noort
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My confrontation with Python was just another impossible task in a day of impossible tasks. 'I'll gather some supplies.' Rachel then dashed off. 'Bow and quiver coming up,' Nico said. 'And ukulele,' Will added. Nico winced. 'Do we really hate Python that much?' Will raised an eyebrow. 'Fine.' Nico dashed off.
— Sep 22, 2024 10:08AM
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"Ha-ha!" I initiated a home-plate slide. In my mind, the manoeuvre had seemed so simple: I would glide effortlessly across the floor, avoiding Leader Guy's thrust, veering between his legs as I fired at multiple targets from a supine position. If Orlando Bloom could do it in Lord of the Rings, why couldn't I?
— Sep 22, 2024 05:12AM
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Nero's cell was the nicest place I'd ever been imprisoned in. I would have rated it five stars. Absolute luxury! Would die here again!
— Sep 21, 2024 02:18AM
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Lined up on Nero's left were the eleven young demigods of the Imperial Household, aka the Evil von Trapp children.
— Sep 20, 2024 02:38PM
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'Hey!' Nico turned from the window, his face pale with shock. 'We have to get out of here now. The cows are attacking!' In no context can the cows are attacking be considered good news.
— Sep 19, 2024 04:25PM
Wouter van Noort
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"Excellent," Dionysus said. "Now that you've got your suicidal quest figured out, can we please finish breakfast? And stop hogging the syrup, McCaffrey. Other people have pancakes, too."
— Sep 19, 2024 09:40AM
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Call me superstitious. If you're going to hail a chariot, you should at least try for one that doesn't have damnation right there in the name.
— Sep 19, 2024 02:01AM
Wouter van Noort
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I wished we could have had regular small talk around the dinner table: the weather, who liked whom at school, which gods were casting plagues on which cities and why. But no, it was always about who was trying to kill me.
— Sep 18, 2024 03:44PM
Wouter van Noort
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Six Germani turned and stared at us, their meaty fists full of Danishes and cups of coffee. Barbarians! Who else would eat breakfast pastries at night?
— Sep 18, 2024 11:42AM
