nathan’s Reviews > The Lightning Thief > Status Update

- all this double stuffed oreo talk is making me want some…

- “cause you’re my friend seaweed brain”😭🫶🏾

- bitch not he can talk to horses

- the fact that people in that casino don’t age and they don’t even realize that they old as hell….omg. and five days in there is CRAZY

- percy just nonchalantly killing procrustes/&.&/&.&

- THEY’RE TAKING THE AMTRAK, YES GAWWWWWD

- i wanna be able to breathe underwater😞

- annabeth blushing when percy told her to come with her into the tunnel😭

- ares and aphrodite sneaking around is killing me….and hephaestus is messy as fuck for that tunnel of love trap, and percy too for the “thank you! goodnight”😭

- everyone kneeling when percy was revealed as poseidon’s son…..THIS MY SHIT, BOW DOWN BITCHES

- these old ladies so fucking bored omg…

- annabeth don’t wanna admit it, but she’s slowly warming up to percy🙂‍↕️🫂

- percy sending medusa’s head to olympus2&,&2&:&3, yo he is not serious at all😭

- clarisse needs to back up a bit…

- i’m surprised y’all didn’t automatically assume that percy was poseidon’s kid when he did that with the toilets

- the way idgaf about the book’s description of the percy and annabeth. sorry y’all, that’s a blonde boy and a black girl with dark hair✌🏾

- gabe k y s

- bitch it’s getting real serious, real fast. the fate cutting that thread? uh uh…

- pretending to be gagged at grover having hooves, as if i didn’t know that already🙂‍↕️

- starting this book with mia for the launch of the mianate book club🫂

- i knew about this whole part already, but didn’t know it happened within 15 pages2@.&:&:&

- mrs. dodds just being erased from their minds like that is kinda crazy…