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also, WHY is there a jab at every single beautiful woman in the book because they're supposedly "too pretty to be doing what they're doing", "distractingly pretty", "disturbingly pretty"
dude. stop blaming those people for your being unable to focus... :///////////
— Mar 09, 2016 10:20AM
dude. stop blaming those people for your being unable to focus... :///////////
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"She looked nothing like a magician was supposed to: she was blond, dimply and distractingly curvy" as it happens I alsl am blonde, dimply and curvy so let me say this: FUCK THIS.
— Mar 09, 2016 04:25PM
Jess
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he keeps saying he has no idea what he's doing and that he sucks and the classes are too hard yet they let him skip to second year after 3 months of first class????????????
— Mar 09, 2016 10:19AM
Jess
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ok like. the first time he's doing magic, he's never done it before but dude just calmy does super cool and badass stuff, even disrespecting his teachers while he's at it ?_?
— Mar 09, 2016 10:19AM
Jess
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i have a real issue with the main character
a) he's just unsufferable... i guess it's on purpose though?
b) he doesn't make any sense to me
— Mar 09, 2016 10:18AM
a) he's just unsufferable... i guess it's on purpose though?
b) he doesn't make any sense to me
