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Poor guy can’t swim or climb trees. Not very athletically inclined in any universe

Why are there so many sec jokes they’re literally all about to die

Oh dear vanity is rue isn’t she

What a strange combination of British and American slang

The questionable grammar* and chapter notes being a whole other novel is part of the charm I’m really enjoying this (*“you did marvellous” are we going to finish that word??)