Aileene’s Reviews > The Other C-Word > Status Update

“I think you’re the rare exception to the rule. You don’t realise how much better you deserve. The thing is, I like your company. I love making love to you. I think I’d also love to watch you sleep and wake up next to you.” He trailed kisses down my shoulder. “I promise to wake you up in the most pleasant way.” ZING!

“He took my hand and kissed the inside of my wrist.” THIS! THIS GESTURE.....AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

“That was hilarious! I’ve heard of cock block, but kid, your boss just pussy blocked you in a major way.”

*conjures very suggestive images in head*

“For some reason, when the guy’s ugly, it’s harassment, but when he’s cute, it’s flirting. That’s always the way it is with you girls,”

JUST DON'T WINK AT ME AND YOU'LL LIVE LONG.

“Are you a vegan?”
“No, just my mom is. I like meat.” What the hell am I doing? Did I just tell this very hot guy next to me that I like meat?”

MEAT IS YUM. MEAT IS NUTRITIOUS. I LOVE MEAT.