Lore (Taylor’s Version)’s Reviews > The Temporary Roomie > Status Update

RIP Drew’s credit score

Ew, pressuring someone into saying they’re in love after 48 hours of official dating and then informing THEM on how they MUST feel bec they’ve been living together for a month

I’ve never suffered more than I have reading this book of “i was attracted to you but im emotionally a child so I just hated you instead”

She did not just vandalize the cars glove box with a sharpie like a high schooler

“Of course I love you” *proceeds to only name his physical features as reasons for loving him*

A man saying “don’t worry you’ll bounce right back after the baby comes” is infact my 13th reason

“I’m already sooooo attractive I won’t get tattoos people can see bec then I’m even more attractive”
SHOOT ME ALREADY PLEASE

Pranks are only funny when Jessie does them with the intent of extreme embarrassment and reputation damage, GOT IT ✍🏻✍🏻

Jessie is an immature little shit. Drew didn’t forget to meet with her out of malicious reasons but Jessie is intentionally trying to ruin this man’s life after he let her move in rent free. No wonder her baby daddy left her.

Oh yes Jesse the itty bitty most smol pregnant woman gets multiple pages talking about her “oversized peach” of an ass. This book is has no redeeming qualities istg