Luniseee’s Reviews > Twisted Love > Status Update

SHE KISSED HIM BTCHES. LETS GO. SO CUTE

I aspire to have Alex's nonchalant personality and distaste towards humans

"He grimaced when the parrot squawked, "Ooh yes! Spank me, Master!"

The parrot has seen too much. The parrot has suffered. The parrot has seen things a parrot should not. Somebody ngl should write a like poem for this poor parrot

"Didn't know collarbones could be so sexy, but here we were"

Honey, any part of a man can be so damn fine if it's done properly. LIKE THEIR BACK. HOLY HELL.

"I don't have anything against Madny Moore, but I'm not a fan of maudlin or melodrama" - Alex

BTCH. YOU ARE THE EPITOME OF SO

"If you can't drive, get off the road" - Alex Volkov

Pure hatred. Enemies to lovers, not too surprising so far. Just cliche🫠