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Jade
is on page 106 of 457
this is incredibly confusing. the time jumps are just thrown in wherever, without any warning. the narrative doesn't change in tone between what happened then and what's happening now.
— Feb 25, 2016 10:04AM
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Jade
is on page 280 of 457
HE'S TOO PURE TO BE PINK STUPID. god. all the warning bells go off and she clings to 'handsome'. christ on a cracker save me.
— Mar 13, 2016 05:12PM
Jade
is on page 205 of 457
God I hate when terrible things are done to children. just. leave them alone. this fort is awful. I hope it burns.
— Mar 13, 2016 03:23PM
Jade
is on page 198 of 457
they keep saying "you're perfectly safe" and I'm just screaming silently inside bc it's such a fucking lie. when you have to keep repeating the same thing over you're trying to tell a lie. so that even they believe it.
— Mar 13, 2016 03:14PM
Jade
is on page 172 of 457
Ok I'll be honest and admit I love reading her get angry and sarcastic. it makes me laugh
— Mar 13, 2016 12:19PM
Jade
is on page 168 of 457
this dude is literally waiting on her hand and foot and she doesn't find that strange? QUIT STARING AT HIS ASS AND USE YOUR BRAIN
— Mar 13, 2016 12:05PM
Jade
is on page 161 of 457
DON'T HUG STRANGERS MAN. this girl could have curled into herself and sobbed and what does she do? hug the creepy boy who is the other that stripped her naked and washed her up and cries on him. I'm just baffled. why are teenagers portrayed as fucking stupid. if she truly went thru all that crap she should be more weary. regardless of how lonely she is.
— Mar 13, 2016 08:37AM
Jade
is on page 155 of 457
why are his features so damn important. why is him being attractive so damn important? YA really needs to leave that cliche behind.
— Mar 13, 2016 08:29AM
Jade
is on page 152 of 457
WHOA WHOA WHOA. he BATHED her? Wtf is this. that's not cool man. even with the best intentions, that's just not right. god how creepy!
— Mar 13, 2016 08:25AM
