Seth’s Reviews > Twilight > Status Update

Unfortunately, the time has come. The siren call of this dumpster series has crept into my brain once more. The feral goblins locked away in my mind rise as one, gleefully pulling the levers and frantically pushing the buttons in my control centers, demanding I dive back into the unhinged and godless land of Stephenie Meyer’s Forks, Washington. I am powerless. I must heed the goblins’ orders. Pray for me.