J.P.’s Reviews > The Uncensored Picture of Dorian Gray > Status Update

Shallowness, obsession, insufferable characters! This novel has such beautiful prose and never boring (except you, chapter 9. I hate you with every fiber of my being).

Maybe he should've stopped being annoying and a freak, then he could've had a fun time having a cursed ugly painting.

This is the worst chapter I've ever read.

It's always 'I love you' and never 'I have worshipped you with far more romance of feeling than a man should ever give to a friend. Well, from the moment I met you, your personality had had the most extraordinary influence over me. I quite admit that I adored you madly, extravagantly, absurdly. I was jealous of every one to whom you spoke. I wanted to have you all to myself. I was only happy when I was with you.'

I'm just like Dorian Gray but instead of having my soul trapped within a portrait of myself a have a slutty little waist.

Rest in peace Dorian Gray, you would've loved Retinol and Botox.

Me when I arrive at the yapping competition and my opponent is Lord Henry Wotton.

Gay, in love with himself.

There is always something ridiculous about the passions of people whom one has ceased to love.

Not gay, in love with a woman.