Mitticus’s Reviews > Unchained > Status Update

The bookstore's been hit with something bad. There's stinky slime running all over the bestseller wall .” Caravelli arched an eyebrow. “Perhaps a demon reviewer expressing his opinion?”

“Dude, she's a killer.” “Some of the most pleasant people I know are flesh-eating werejackals. There is no excuse for bad manners. --LOL

Give a boy a stake and he thought he was Rambo, Doctor Doom, and Lawrence of Arabia rolled into one spray-tanned package.