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Kristina is 32% done

It’s a bit odd that her Nonna used to get railed by this spaghetti man’s dad.

👆🏻 yes, that’s a sentence that I wrote.

— Jul 18, 2024 07:32PM

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Kristina ’s Previous Updates

Kristina is 36% done

I let out a guttural sound and thrust my body down onto the thick wad of pasta.

You did what now?

— Jul 18, 2024 08:28PM

Kristina is 18% done

The spaghetti man’s name is Al Dente

— Jul 18, 2024 06:34PM

Kristina is 11% done

You’d think with a pasta dick he’d have meat balls. I mean cmon, it’s the obvious choice.

— Jul 18, 2024 06:22PM

Kristina is starting

Time to ruin pasta for myself. 🍝

— Jul 18, 2024 06:09PM

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