Algernon’s Reviews > A Little Hatred > Status Update

‘There’s all kinds of pleasures in life,’ came the voice, ‘but I’ve come to think there’s little better than a piss when you really need one.
The stream stopped, then started up again. ‘Where I sometimes hold on to it … so when I do go …’ A few more little squirts. ‘It feels better than ever'

Certainly, the best piece of philosophy I've stumbled upon in any book, ever.