Sava (Fang Runin’s version)’s Reviews > A Dance with Dragons > Status Update

“He stood in a pool of shadow by a bookcase, plump, pale-faced, round-shouldered, clutching a crossbow in soft powdered hands. Silk slippers swaddled his feet.”

“Varys?”

LMAO

Why no one is talking about Daenerys’s last chapter being her talking to grass having her periods and diarrhoea with ants in her hair….
😃

What the fuck was that????
HUH

“Patchface jumped up. “I will lead it!” His bells rang merrily. “We will march into the sea and out again. Under the waves we will ride seahorses, and mermaids will blow seashells to announce our coming, oh, oh, oh.”

Patchface is literally the best asoiaf character. I hope he will not die.
Lol

“When he raised his whip, he saw that the lash was burning. His hand as well. All of him, all of him was burning.”

“Oh, he thought. Then he began to scream.”


Yeah…OH lol

“The hero sets out with his friends and companions, faces dangers, comes home triumphant. Only some of his companions don’t return at all. The hero never dies, though.”


GRRM was laughing writing this.

“Night falls, he thought, and now my war begins.”

“Her. The queen remembered the Maid of Tarth, a huge, ugly, shambling thing who dressed in man’s mail. Jaime would never abandon me for such a creature.”

Lmao Cersei he in fact did