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“Qyburn’s words were terse and to the point, Cersei’s fevered and fervent. Come at once, she said. Help me. Save me. I need you now as I have never needed you before. I love you. I love you. I love you. Come at once.”

“Does my lord wish to answer?”

“No,” he said. “Put this in the fire.”

Oh.. so Jaime doesn’t give a single fuck ab Cersei or her life anymore.
That was unexpected even for me

“All she asks from you is Jaime Lannister.”

“Jaime. The name was a knife, twisting in her belly.”

“She says that you must choose. Take the sword and slay the Kingslayer, or be hanged for a betrayer. The sword or the noose, she says. Choose, she says. Choose.”

“I will not make that choice.”

Omg Brienne literally puts Jaime’s life before hers.

“Jaime,” she heard herself scream, “Jaime.”

“Ser Jaime had given it to her. The thought of failing him as she had failed Lord Renly made her want to weep.”

“Jaime! she wanted to cry. Jaime, come back for me!”


Poor Brienne 🥹

Also the way she always thinks ab Jaime….
They are obviously so in love with each other.

“No.” Osney touched her golden hair. “The thing is, the best lies have some truth in ’em... to give ’em flavor, as it were. And you want me to go tell how I fucked a queen...”

“She almost slapped his face. Almost. But she had gone too far, and too much was at stake. All I do, I do for Tommen.”

“Robert had hands like that, she thought.”

He is literally raping her🙂

“The two of them shared the bath together, with Cersei lying back in Taena’s arms.”

“Stay with me,” she told Taena. “I do not want to sleep alone.”

“She woke shuddering in Taena’s arms.”

Let’s pretend that there is nothing between Cersei and Taena, and Cersei is straight 😊

“Lady? I’m no lady. I’m the queen.”
“My sister will be surprised to hear that.”
“Lord Ryman crowned me his very self.” She gave a shake of her ample hips. “I’m the queen o’ whores.”
No, Jaime thought, my sweet sister holds that title too.”

Lmao

“You always disappoint, Kingslayer.”

I love Jamie’s tragedy. Always a kingslayer, never a knight.

“The thought was a bitter one, yet there was part of her that yearned for Evenfall and her father, and another part that wondered if Jaime would comfort her should she weep upon his shoulder.”

I would love to read ab Jaime comforting Brienne🧎‍♀️

“It was a prince that was promised, not a princess.”

“The error crept in from the translation. Dragons are neither male nor female, Barth saw the truth of that, but now one and now the other, as changeable as flame. The language misled us all for a thousand years. Daenerys is the one, born amidst salt and smoke. The dragons prove it.”


And people still think that Jon is a prince that was promised?