Alice’s Reviews > Get a Life, Chloe Brown > Status Update
Alice
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Strike two. It's very jarring when somebody is written as extremely inoffensive and cloyingly nice, and then BOOM, swerves wildly into having dirty dreams about a woman and THEN, as if being written as nice and decent gives the author full sleaze licence, becomes instantly over-the-top horny. Hold on to your genitals my guy, we're only a quarter of the way in. Or... actually, please let go of them.
— Jun 22, 2024 12:04PM
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Alice
is 45% done
Strike three: what sort of a madwoman imagines her own grandmother advising her to "ride him like a stallion"? That's it for this book.
— Jun 23, 2024 04:46AM
Alice
is 22% done
"Arguing about Lady Gaga." The most basic of basic bitchery. Strike one for this book. Is this is what normal people do? Argue about pop albums, "interpret" Ariana Grande lyrics. Smash patriarchy by quoting Taylor Swift (well done, himbo Booktuber!) I'm not sure I want to read about them.
— Jun 21, 2024 04:49PM
