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"What did you do?"
"What did he do?"
"He got hit by a car"
"Why in the world would you do a stupid thing like that?"
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"What kind of car was it?.... well at least it was a nice car."

"We should have sex, you and me"

"No"

"What do you mean no?"

"The point was, that while I was in college I didn't do all those typical things. I was never in a sorority, I didn't belong to any clubs, and if I came home at dawn it was because there was some surveillance involved. People spoke about their college experience, and I had no idea what they were talking about."

I can fully relate to 95% of this.

"Yes, I'm a hermit."
"Mostly I brood, also I'm very good at wallowing and self-pity."
"I spend my days steeped in melancholy looking past the window. Occasionally a single tear quietly rolls past my cheek."

Have I mentioned he's an obsession?

"you are Mad Rogen"
"yes"
"and you can break cities?"
"yes"
"and you have all this money and magic?"
"yes"
"and you look like that?"
"yes"
"there is no justice in the world"

"So, you come here often?"

He has such a sense of humor

"Bug is special"

yes he is

"I was pushing you off a cliff to your death"

Sure you were 🤭

"I'm a flutter with anticipation"

He's an obsession and I'm ook with it