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“So, do you mind coming down here? It shouldn’t take more than maybe ten to twenty minutes.

She sighed. “Sure.”
YOU'RE TOO TRUSTING. THIS SHOULD SET OFF THE ALARM BELLS, YOU DOLT.

“I crave sex every day, seven days a week, every day of the year. I could do it more. We could go to bed after meals and stay in bed until the next time we eat. Do you want to do it again?”

RIDING A TSUNAMI OF HORMONES HERE. *excuses self*

TIGER JUST WINKED

“His eyes closed as his hand gently brushed the comforter. He couldn’t remember the last time tears had wet his eyes but they did at that moment.
He’d lost her and she would never return. She was…lost to him forever.”

“I’m not a wolf.” “I’m not wearing red.” “I still want to eat you.” RED IS THE NEW BLACK

“Valiant? I can find someone willing to take her place. You have to let her go.”

“Son of a bitch!” Tiger cursed louder. “Ted, I told you to make sure none of your women were ovulating. We went over this, damn it. No wonder he’s acting crazy.”

I'm in D mood to sing. AUDIENCE AUDIENCE GO AWAY COME AGAIN ANOTHER DAY. VALIANT'S SPERMIES WANT TO PLAY.