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Caitlyn, if you don't want Sleep, I'll take him. He doesn't deserve such rejection! D: I'd happily spend the rest of my life with Sleep. Zzzz

Take him! XD

Yeeeeeeeesss. Sleep and I are going to be together forever!

Oh. Wait. He just informed me he prefers more "open" relationships. :/ Not sure how I feel about this....you may be getting night calls from him again. :|

XD Thanks Peter

XP Yeah, sleep is kinda a player.

True, cause I was with him last night..

I lay awake wondering who my Sleep is with. And what's worse, is I think he swings both ways. And age doesn't seem to set any boundaries. I don't know that I'm comfortable with this relationship....not when he may abandon me when I really need him...

Yea, he keeps trying to get with me at the worst times and acts like he cares, meanwhile he's out flirting with everyone and their cat!

Their cat, too? Sleep is repulsive! And yet, I can't help but fall for Sleep every time he comes, with his soft pillows and comforting lullabies, helping me to dream again...

This conversation XD

Sleep and I are so close, we even slept together last night.

I lust after sleep

We find each other tangled in passionate embrace quite often. Ah, Sleep.

Abby, I hate to be the one to say this. But Sleep is cheating on you.

Sleep cheats on us ALL.

I think Sleep tries to get me at work, I'm always yawning there. Then I lose him on the way home because I'm wide awake as soon as I get off.

Sleep...I've always loved you...and yet time after time you fail me...and yet night after night I return to your embrace...

Sounds like Abby's got Stockholm Syndrome.

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I can't allow that to be the case. I am DONE with Sleep! My heart only has room for one true love! And Sleep isn't the one! :P

I have a love/hate relationship.

Elizabeth wrote: "I have a love/hate relationship."

Same ^ Sleep is my favorite mistake.