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"Tell us what you know, or we'll sic the cat on you." Sorcha looked around. "What cat?" Chloe removed her glasses and polished them on the edge of her skirt, a gesture she no doubt hoped was threatening. "He prefers to avoid company unless absolutely necessary," she said, "but make no mistake, he is a fearsome creature, indeed."
— May 28, 2024 03:19AM
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After a long moment of silence, during which Zaf caught his breath and Dani wondered if anything this awkward had ever happened in the history of the world, he finally spoke.
His first words were, predictably, "Fuck's sake."
— May 27, 2024 12:45PM
His first words were, predictably, "Fuck's sake."
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"You know what that is," he murmured, "don't you, Danika?"
Maybe she did-all right, yes, she absolutely did-but her nerves were already frayed enough. "Baby steps," she told him firmly. "Okay?" "Baby steps to....?" "To being with you," she blurted out.
— May 26, 2024 12:09PM
Maybe she did-all right, yes, she absolutely did-but her nerves were already frayed enough. "Baby steps," she told him firmly. "Okay?" "Baby steps to....?" "To being with you," she blurted out.
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"Well," Dani said faintly. "Well. If that's the case, you're probably struggling to concentrate." "I am," he sighed. "I really fucking am." "Maybe maybe you'd better get over here, then." Please get over here. Now. Before I expire. "Yeah," he said. "Maybe I should."
— May 25, 2024 08:57AM
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And then they were simply very close, and Zaf's eyes were very dark, and his face was very soft and very dear. "You know what, Danika Brown?" he said. She snuggled deeper under his arm, but only because she was cold. "What?" "You're all right." "Just all right? What a disgraceful understatement."
— May 24, 2024 03:46AM
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"Anyway," he went on, brushing that spark of annoyance away. "If I'd known you were this busy I wouldn't have asked you to come with me tonight." Because he knew her well enough to realize she'd rather be holed up in here like Gollum, stroking books and murmuring, "My precious."
— May 23, 2024 03:55PM
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"How was your day, er, baby?" He arched an eyebrow. "Baby? Can't decide if that's different than me calling you babe that one time." "Oh, shut up. This is the sort of thing couples say." "I bet it is, doll tits." Her cheeks heated. "Except that. No one says that." "Are you sure?" he asked. "Yes, I'm sure, sugar cock." Zaf spluttered, then burst into a coughing fit."
— May 23, 2024 11:48AM
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She picked up her phone and, somehow, typed out a text as she ate. When his phone beeped a second later, he realized the text was to him. Danika: Hey. Strategy meeting. Zaf:... Are you really texting me right now? I'm sitting next to you.
— May 23, 2024 08:45AM
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Zaf finally noticed her. And said with a defeated air, "Danika." "Sorry. Did I ruin your plan to avoid me?" He screwed up his face and the whole world seemed to hold its breath. Which was both ridiculous and impossible, and yet, that's how it felt. Then he sighed, "Yeah, actually. But I wasn't enjoying it much, anyway, so I'm glad you're here."
— May 23, 2024 04:15AM
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She shot him a glare. "Why do I put up with you?"
"I think it has something to do with my wonderful beard."
"Shut up, you awful man."
— May 22, 2024 03:36PM
"I think it has something to do with my wonderful beard."
"Shut up, you awful man."
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He turned back to the crowd and reminded them, "This is just a drill!" Then he sprinted in and took the stairs three at a time.
— May 22, 2024 08:36AM

