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Jesse
Jesse is on page 104 of 256
It’s obviously something to do with the fountain. Also LMAO that the next page following “Count Olaf has been captured” had an illustration of what appears to be him about to be burned at the stake. IF ONLY!!!!!
May 27, 2024 06:37AM
The Vile Village (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #7)

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Jesse
Jesse is on page 200 of 256
I am emotionally prepared for them to not rescue the Quagmires or find out what V.F.D. means but at this moment, I would not be surprised to find out that a core conceit of the tv show - the Baudelaire’s parents still being alive, at least until they reappear to be summarily killed for real - is being held as a surprise for the book series.
May 28, 2024 08:22AM
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Jesse
Jesse is on page 150 of 256
As if it isn’t obvious who detective Dupin is
May 28, 2024 08:05AM
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Jesse
Jesse is on page 150 of 256
It’s pretty big to be at the point where the climax typically goes wrong! Must be a crazy 100 pages left!
May 28, 2024 08:03AM
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Jesse
Jesse is on page 139 of 256
Well okay either Hector accidentally / purposefully leaves the children behind in his mobile air home OR Olaf’s crew steals it
May 28, 2024 07:58AM
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Jesse
Jesse is on page 104 of 256
Oh god it’s gonna be several books of potential meanings for the anagram V.F.D. isn’t it

Volunteer fire department?
Veterans of foreign delicatessens?
Vast fulminating darkness?
Very fast dogs?
May 28, 2024 05:57AM
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Jesse
Jesse is on page 81 of 256
So they are being held somewhere uptown if Isadora is sending poems via crow?
May 27, 2024 06:07AM
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Jesse
Jesse is on page 81 of 256
THE BRAND NEW FOUNTAIN OMFG
May 27, 2024 06:05AM
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Jesse
Jesse is on page 81 of 256
Omigosh Sunny is becoming more subtly intelligible
May 27, 2024 06:01AM
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Jesse
Jesse is on page 50 of 256
I can’t imagine Snicket breaking with the format so my assumption is that Hector is going to take off in the hot air mobile home like the Wizard of Oz, not purposefully abandoning the children but being unable to stop and pick them up as he stated that it was impossible for it to re-land
May 27, 2024 05:55AM
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Jesse
Jesse is on page 50 of 256
Okay the mental image of the village of crows is pretty cool. Also I hope that Hector doesn’t turn out to be dead, a bad guy, or a terrible guardian
May 27, 2024 05:50AM
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