Brooke ♥booklife4life♥’s Reviews > Love @ First Site > Status Update

"are you gay?"

"i'm pregnant"

both said within minutes of each other.

Uh oh, is this a love triangle entering chat rn

Going really heavy into the cancer stuff now, like heavyyyy which is weird since it's been a minute since she had the initial appointment

please stop touching each other in the taxi.

"the condom is already on" did you wear that in the taxi sir?!

"Going to his place let's me see if there are any visible clues of his wife"

Hmm.

Oh yah yell at your sister WHO JUST GOT TOLD SHE HAD CANCER

Again, wonder why you're single babe

Um so you remember when your FRIENDS SET UP A DATING PROFILE FOR YOU! maybe, just maybe, this dudes friends DID THE SAME! but you're gonna assume shit and go batshit on him in a public place instead, wonder why you're single honey

"He flashes his teeth at me, the only fantastic thing about him"

Is that a joke because your British or .....

Okay serious question. When they are putting the disc CDs of audiobook onto like Libby, why don't they do some editing to get rid of "End of disc 1" and "Start of disc 2"? is it hard to do? there is a good 20sec pause (at 3x speed so like a minute) of silence and those sayings, you can shave off a few mins of book time getting rid of that.

Dude wants to eat inside so people outside walking by can't see him on this "date"

*cough cough* he's probably MARRIED