Venus Smurf’s Reviews > Cease and Desist > Status Update

Leaning against the trunk of one of the flowering almond trees was a man in a black coat. He was a tall man, and the coat flapped around him like wings. When the clouds broke, the sun caught in his blonde hair, sparking a blazing halo of golden flame. He looked, I thought, just like his namesake — Michael: the beautiful, but terrifying, archangel of war." And that's probably his cue to shoot, swear, or blow up a car