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“Are you happy, January?”
The way this question comes up again is actually my undoing!

Gus: “God”
January: “Are you praying to me, Gus?”
Gus: “Something like that.”

SCREAMING, GAGGING, THROWING UP!

“He fit so perfectly into the love story I’d imagined for myself that I mistook him for the love of my life.” Ooooooof

“How do you know I won’t keep answering your questions with other questions until we both die?” PERF