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I live in your walls (real) (go check) is 10% done

“Other signs flickered past his eyes, some in green letters, some of them on boards stuck at leaning angles into the snowdrifts. NO SWIMMING. DANGER!
LIVE WIRES. THIS PROPERTY CONDEMNED. HIGH VOLTAGE. THIRD RAIL. DANGER OF DEATH. KEEP OFF. KEEP OUT. NO TRESPASSING. VIOLATORS WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT. He understood none of them completely - he couldn't read!”

You’re fucking kidding

— Apr 23, 2024 06:35AM

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I live in your walls (real) (go check) is 81% done

“like a shooting range with only one customer.”

So….A guy with A gun?

— Apr 25, 2024 07:08AM

I live in your walls (real) (go check) is 78% done

I am honestly surprised he didn’t drop that Hard R sooner knowing Stevie Boy

— Apr 25, 2024 06:47AM

I live in your walls (real) (go check) is 68% done

YOU DID NOT JUST USE THE WORD MOVELESS

— Apr 24, 2024 09:49AM

I live in your walls (real) (go check) is 65% done

I’m taking a break. If I don’t My Skeleton Will Hatch.

— Apr 24, 2024 09:08AM

I live in your walls (real) (go check) is 65% done

Unfortunately Stephen, I am not and have never been afraid of bushes…no matter how Animal Shaped They Are

— Apr 24, 2024 08:48AM

I live in your walls (real) (go check) is 63% done

That is literally not what gestalt means

— Apr 24, 2024 08:37AM

I live in your walls (real) (go check) is 61% done

'It's here somewhere! I will find it!' He plunged his hands deep into the pile of papers and came up with a dry, papery wasps' nest in one hand and a timer in the other. The timer was ticking. Attached to its back was a length of electrical cord and attached to the other end of the cord was a bundle of dynamite. 'Here!' he screamed. 'Here, take it!'

This books a fucking comedy

— Apr 24, 2024 08:23AM

I live in your walls (real) (go check) is 59% done

Jack this is really not the time to be grabbing your wife’s tits dude

— Apr 24, 2024 08:04AM

I live in your walls (real) (go check) is 57% done

Drink every time ✨Jack Eats Excedrin✨

— Apr 24, 2024 07:53AM

I live in your walls (real) (go check) is 49% done

WE NOW OFFICIALLY KNOW JACK’S HAIR COLOR WE ARE HALF WAY THROUGH AND WE KNOW HIS HAIR COLOR IT IS RED BROWN

— Apr 24, 2024 06:56AM