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Stephanie is 16% done

"Elves know a lot and are wondrous folk for news, as quick as water flows, or quicker."

Bilbo is so relatable. I, too, would love to stay a while with the elves and have private words with them.

— Apr 10, 2024 09:20PM

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Stephanie’s Previous Updates

Stephanie is 75% done

"My armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!

— Mar 25, 2025 02:14PM

Stephanie is 52% done

"In the Wide World the Wood-elves lingered in the twilight of our Sun and Moon, but loved best the stars; and they wandered in the great forests that grew tall in the lands that are now lost."

— Mar 24, 2025 04:10PM

Stephanie is 22% done

"There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something..."

— Mar 23, 2025 02:15PM

Stephanie is 83% done

"Then down he swooped straight through the arrow-storm, reckless in his rage, taking to heed to turn his scaly sides towards his foes, seeking only to set their town ablaze."

🪦 RIP Smaug.

— Apr 17, 2024 06:25PM

Stephanie is 75% done

Bilbo and Smaug's interactions never get old. 🤭

"I am the clue-finder, the web-cutter, the stinging fly. I was chosen for the lucky number."
"Lovely titles!" sneered the dragon. "But lucky numbers don't always come off."

— Apr 16, 2024 06:24PM

Stephanie is 64% done

Absolutely love the audiobooks narrated by Andy Serkis. 🫶 They're just so incredibly good! An absolute treat!

— Apr 15, 2024 09:02PM

Stephanie is 44% done

"That only makes eleven (plus one mislaid) and not fourteen, unless wizards count differently to other people."

🤭🤭🤭

— Apr 13, 2024 08:43PM

Stephanie is 28% done

I absolutely love "Riddles in the Dark," especially when it's narrated by Andy Serkis. 🤭

— Apr 12, 2024 09:43PM

Stephanie is 13% done

"I wish I was at home in my nice hole by the fire, with the kettle just beginning to sing!' It was not the last time that he wished that!"

Bilbo's sentiment hits hard, especially on Mondays and Fridays nowadays.

— Apr 08, 2024 10:08PM

Stephanie is 8% done

It's so wonderful to be back in Middle-earth. 🤗