hazel (taylor’s version)🎀💗’s Reviews > Love, Theoretically > Status Update

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“In my weird fantasies, Elsie . . .” He shifts me till our curves and angles match up. Perfectly. “In my fantasies, you allow me to keep an eye on you.” I feel his lips at my temple. “And when I really let go, I imagine that you let me take care of you, too.” It does sound outlandish. “Why?” “Because in my head, no one has done it before.”

STOPPPPPPP 🥹

“Not everyone wants you to be someone else, Elsie.” He’s wrong about that, but I can smell his skin. It’s good in a way that’s primeval. Almost evolutionary. I hate it. “And I definitely wouldn’t want you to be George.” “And why is that?” He presses his lips together. He’s even closer now. Surprisingly earnest. “It would be a waste.” “A waste of what?” “Of you.”

“Crowley—and Pereira—are no longer on the search committee.” “What?” The very two a******* I overheard in the bathroom? “Why?” “Something came up. They had to step back.”


lol he definitely fired them 🤭🤭

sometimes a character says somthing so outrageous in ali’s books that is so traumatic that i hope my brain forgets it 🥰🥰