sarah سارة (free me)’s Reviews > The Lightning Thief > Status Update

reallllly thinking of dnfing this.
i just have sooo many things to do and worrying about percy and his daddy issues should not be one of them

"Monsters don't die, Percy. They can be killed. But they don't die."
"Oh, thanks. That clears it up."

no seriously. why are they being all vague??

His music was causing lines of bugs to leave the strawberry patch in every direction, like refugees fleeing a fire.

why, percy. just why did you compare the ants to refugees 🙄

Mr. D sounded about six years old, like a pouting little kid.

shut the freak up percy. i think he's funny.

With her deep tan and her curly blond hair-

nuh-uhhh lemme stop u right there

ever since the show she will forever look like Leah Jeffries

popcorn-flavored pudding

that actually sounds so nasty

"Silence, Annabeth," the man said.

yes annabeth, please shut up.

im sorry. i never liked her.

guy im taking this seriously. i finished chapter one and i have a list of things i dont like so far and a list of things i do like

re read but only bc the show was decent
be warned, if i don't like this book again , i will leave a bad review