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Alysa
Alysa is 73% done
“I was surprised, but by no means disturbed, when he divulged his homosexual disposition.”

This is the weirdest way to say, “I didn’t realize he was gay until he told us.” But also, it’s unclear why we need to know this.
Mar 11, 2024 11:23PM
Five Weeks in the Amazon

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Alysa
Alysa is 64% done
“Paris didn’t drink with us because she is on her period. She sat with us but apparently if a woman drinks Ayahuasca during her special time of month, it can bring bad energy into the ceremony.…blood is something no one wants to see, especially not when they are vulnerable.” Nope, hate that.

(He also points out that most people puke and have to void their bowels, but argues banning blood is about cleanliness. Yeah.)
Mar 10, 2024 11:27AM
Five Weeks in the Amazon


Alysa
Alysa is 16% done
This is quite a lot of judgement being heaped on young tourists in an organized trip by a man who considers snorting cocaine a “cultural experience”.
Mar 08, 2024 05:58AM
Five Weeks in the Amazon


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