Athena_m’s Reviews > The Bodyguard > Status Update

“Have you seen my other girlfriends? Have you seen Kennedy Monroe? She’s nothing like any of them. She’s short. Her teeth are crooked. She barely wears any makeup. She doesn’t self-tan, wear extensions, or dye her hair. She’s a totally plain, unremarkable person. She’s the epitome of ordinary. But she’s mine,”
Am I supposed to swoon?? 😭