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Me: “Please I’m so tired let me sleep”
My kindle: “No, you need to read the grocery smut we have recommended you five times this week.”
— Mar 02, 2024 09:54PM
My kindle: “No, you need to read the grocery smut we have recommended you five times this week.”
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emma
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“Licking his lettuce lips with a tongue that might have been a thick slice of the ham she picked up from the deli earlier, Zaka bored into her with his black eyes.” WHAT
— Mar 02, 2024 10:21PM
emma
is 37% done
I have so many questions. How does a body made of groceries talk? How does it walk? It needs neuro pathways to do that, does it have a brain? Should I be calling it and “it” or something else? Descartes would go into a stroke if he read this. If the grocery-man thinks, is he living?!?
— Mar 02, 2024 10:18PM
