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I had no idea what the Schwa had in mind, but I didn't like his eerily calm tone of voice. It haunted me all the way home. I started to think of that cartoon where Daffy Duck gets no respect, so, to prove he's a better act than Bugs, he swallows a few sticks of dynamite, guzzles a can of gasoline and then swallows a lighted match.
"Yeah," he says as he floats up toward the pearly gates, "but I can only do it once."