Averi’s Reviews > Breaking Dawn > Status Update

“On her wrist was an intricately braided Quileute version of a promise ring.”
OH FUCK NO.
“Edward had his teeth gritted over that one, but it didn’t bother me.”
BELLA YOU DUMB SLUT I HATE YOU WHAT KIND OF MOTHER ARE YOU

“‘Is she okay? he demanded’”
Jacob SHUT THE FUCK UP not everything is about that stupid ressentment baby go imprint on another freshly birthed infant while you’re at it

I don’t fw renaissance

“‘I told you she likes me, too,’ Jacob teased”
JAIL EVERYONE IS GOING TO JAIL OH MY GOD I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE THIS IS SO DISGUSTING IMPRINTING ON A BABY IS LITERALLY JUST GROOMING🤮🤮🤮🤮

Stephanie go ahead and log off for me.

I hate this baby

Bella get an abortion I’m begging you. Also, Rosalie go kill yourself (even though you’re not alive) I hate you
I love Seth so much and I feel so bad for Leah omg
Jacob go king, being alpha and such, suck it Sam