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Jake Miller is 25% done

Why this book so intense? My blood pressure through the dang roof. I can’t read it before I fall asleep. This cockadoodie book giving me hypertension.

— Feb 02, 2024 07:51PM

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Jake Miller is 95% done

In the immortal words of Brenda in Scary Movie, “AH! oooh hoo oh, lord imma have a heart attack! damn, this is some scurry shit, i am scared!” How are there 15 pages left and I’m still freaking out.

— Feb 07, 2024 04:52PM