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And this is where I tap out. I can't! When you start quoting Beyoncé you have officially vexed my spirit. I hope everybody dies. THE END. DNF at 80%.

See! He just had a literal come to Jesus meeting and now he's talking about his dick. See, this is why doves cry!

Oh Jesus. Literally. :sigh:

Yay! Unemployment for everyone! I'm just elated that no one is a secret billionaire. #progress

I want to DNF this book so bad. Like, is this part of a series? Do I supposed to already know his brother's story? WTF is happening here?! Is there only one police station in their city? Does he have to cuss like a 12-year-old? Oh, so I guess he just gets to leave work without saying a word. How can explicit sex scenes be so boring? It's like, "this happened, then this happened, then orgasm."

What adult reacts like this?! I apologize guys. This is not Maury, this is Jerry. All these mofos need Jesus.

Are all of these people emotionally stunted? This shit is pure comedy gold at this point. LOL!

Not the "Daddy" talk. NOPE! Gross! I have a Dad and his title does not come up during sexy times. I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit just typing this!

I think I may be the only person on the planet who despises dirty talk. It's one thing to communicate while having sex, but the rest is just mayhem and foolishness to me. I know what the parts of my body are. Now get to pleasing them damnit!