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Nice of the aliens to speak English to each other so the humans who aren't supposed to be there can understand

WHY ARE YOU STILL DOING THIS. Stop it.

You know that thing where you have to use a character to relay something that happened off screen or in the past, but instead of having them talk like a person you have them talk like written prose?
No reason.

I played bass for Fibrous Canal in college

... A redneck from Wisconsin?

It's cool, guys, we did a Stargate and figured out the chevrons

It's not my identity so I hesitate to cast judgment but considering Callie was IMMEDIATELY into Elena before they even woke her up it really doesn't feel like that aligns with a character being described as demisexual. Just saying.
(Also I'm on audio and am just now learning the computer is "Shall" and not "Shao" like I thought I heard)

YES I UNDERSTAND HOW A METAPHOR WORKS THANK YOU

Half "called it" and half "You're right I should go pick up Shards of Earth again and read the sequels"

I know this was supposed to be a big reveal but since I already guessed it (more or less) it's just a weird place to suddenly detour and the pacing stone dead