Jesse Siepmann > Status Update

So *this* is what you stole from the hotel room?

I have my own :P Started reading in church today... It's going to take a quinbizjillion years

Just skip to the Song of Solomon. Trust me ;D It'll help on those Saturday nights out.

Today I was like, 'i'll skip ahead to Prometheus! :D Oh wait, wrong religion'

Where is all the RESOURCEFUL ODEESEEUS and GERANIAN CHARIOTEER? Oh wait wrong ancient fictional work xD

I'm still crossing my fingers for the famous bible quote 'what? Someone threw pie at your face?'

Oh God, I die. Call me the minute you get to that part and we'll share the lulz.

Saint Mr Kelly. Miracles? Getting Messrs. and Mlle. Siepmann, Spirat and Slomiany to pass Classical Studies.