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Omg I’m so irritated why can’t they just decide to go separate ways and run after their love interests!!!!!!!!!!! Like Michael it’s obvious you want laney and Liz get your shit together

Michael you’re not even into her why are you making such grand romantic gestures you don’t even know her

I really want to know how Liz is gonna solve everything but at the same time I’m so frickin frustrated with her

I’m so fucking mad at Liz right now for not just confessing to everyone what she actually feels. But I also feel sorry for her which MAKES ME EVEN MORE MAD

NO LIZ STOP BEING MEAN YOU ASSHOLE WHY ARE YOU RUINING EVERYTHING FOR YOURSELF DUMMYDUMDUMDUM

LIZ NO DONT YOU GET IT YOU CLUELESS DONKEY HE DOESNT LIKE LANEY UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I’m gonna go in to the forest and scream

Gurlllll why are u ignoring ALLLLL the signs

“Oh my god.” Helena said while wiping away tears from laughter. “It’s like fate is trying its hardest to keep you away from him.”
“What? … it wasn’t like that, was it? Those were just unfortunate coincidences.” I said.
“I think the universe likes Wes better.” She said determinedly.

“My brain was fried by that single sentence.”
Girly just accept that michael is not the guy for you

This is crazy Liz why are you still convincing yourself Michael is flirting with you HE LITERALLY TOLD YOU TO GIVE WES A CHANCE MULTIPLE FUCKING TIMES YOU DUMMY

Guys my listening hours on BookBeat ended and I thought I’d have to wait a week to continue this but then I checked moms account and she hasn’t listened to any books this month so I can just switch over to her profile and use up all of hers😈😈😈