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Elizabeth
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Once again, I stop at this percent. Not on purpose but protest 🍆size. Why do we need THIS big!?
"almost as wide as her dainty wrist"...
Oh wait. I read that wrong. I thought it said waist. Author, you are forgiven. My bad.
— Nov 02, 2023 12:26PM
"almost as wide as her dainty wrist"...
Oh wait. I read that wrong. I thought it said waist. Author, you are forgiven. My bad.
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Elizabeth
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I'm tempted to create a bookshelf celebrating the heroes who give their heroines books and places to read them.
“You said I’m your mate,” he murmured against her throat. She didn’t always do well with the nuance of tone or expression, but she was fairly certain he sounded smug. Wrapping her arms around his neck, Hele dreamily replied, “Well, you did say you built me a library.”
— Nov 02, 2023 12:12PM
“You said I’m your mate,” he murmured against her throat. She didn’t always do well with the nuance of tone or expression, but she was fairly certain he sounded smug. Wrapping her arms around his neck, Hele dreamily replied, “Well, you did say you built me a library.”
Elizabeth
is 55% done
Thank goodness! He's stopped being such a ridiculous idiot. Ugh, that was difficult to read!!!
— Nov 02, 2023 07:27AM
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Ew on waist. But also 🤣. I like how you figured out you were wrong but still went ahead and posted the update so we could all have a laugh.
Must share!! I was feeling very indignant about the waist size and then I pasted and it said wrist. Oops!
Because it’s not unheard of for authors to go that crazy big. 🤮
Sadly, yes. There's that one where the dude has to magically rearrange her insides cause he's so big he can't fit without that intervention. Can I ask why can't he magically make his 🍆smaller rather than making her bigger!? Sigh.
That HAS to hurt. Ain’t no way. 🤨
Elizabeth wrote: "Sadly, yes. There's that one where the dude has to magically rearrange her insides cause he's so big he can't fit without that intervention. Can I ask why can't he magically make his 🍆smaller rathe..."Ew, I did not know that one existed. And why can’t the man change, seems less work and less uncomfortable and potentially hazardous.
I know, it reminds me of debates over who is responsible for birth control. The book is A Soul to Keep by Opal Reyne
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6...
The dude is huge and apparently has to rearrange her innards to make it work. I DNF'd before I got that far.