abs’s Reviews > Covert Amish Christmas > Status Update

I love a good slow burn, so I would be squealing with glee if I felt a single iota of investment in these characters. But alas, I remain dead inside :/

Okay but tell me how a book about being on the run from rogue CIA agents is BORING? Bitch, how???? How is it so difficult to read more than 40 pages of this at a time???

The way these hoes are ride or die for each other when they've been acquainted for less than 24 hours 💀💀

All these two know how to do is be simp, romanticize Amish life, run from CIA and lie, but at least Victoria knows how to use a gun