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P. Kirby
is 25% done
Lily is like the daughter I never had. I mean, if she were my kid, I'd have to make the usual Mom noises--"You're throwing your life away; go to school." But secretly, I'd think she was awesome.
— Jul 13, 2015 03:36PM
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P. Kirby
is 40% done
I need a hellhound. They're indestructible, and will never get cancer, die and break my heart in a million pieces. Also, they eat people. I'd train mine to eat anyone who came to my door selling vacuums or religion. Especially religion.
— Jul 14, 2015 07:00PM
