Joseph’s Reviews > The Ballad of Sir Dinadan > Status Update

LMD'A!Tristram would never have hidden like a coward.

He would have come out, beat all the soldiers handily with his Gary Stu powers, made a long speech about how they're terrible people for holding him accountable for his actions, then rushed off to psychologically abuse his loved ones some more.

I'm saying this is OOC, not that that's a bad thing.

"Everyone in England knows that you and Iseult are having an affair, and you know something? No one cares! The two of you are excessively boring."

THANK YOU. I'm tempted to add a star just for calling out the Prose Tristan.

Gaheris is traveling with Lamorak.

...

OH. Er. Um.

King Isbaddadon: I want something that makes infinite food.

Bedivere: UGH. Why are you sending us after something so USELESS?

Starving peasants: ...

So Morris KNOWS about Kai's Welsh superpowers but won't write him as having them. COWARD!

Already Morris is doing a great job with Dinadan's humor.