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EXCUSE ME??? not bella fainting because edward kissed her 🤡🤡

not edward getting turned on by throat 🤡

✨edward sparkled✨

LMAO

yes edward, we love an environmentally responsible king 👏

"grrr." WHAT WHAT WHAT NO THANK YOU, BELLAS A FURRY?? THAT EXPLAINS A LOT, TOO MUCH

ewewewew "that was the first night i dreamed of edward cullen." im getting the ick

"someone has to spread the good news that we survived" why is edward kind of a vibe

why am i actually liking this😭

of course shes a ginger
everything makes sense now😭

"i didn't relate well to people my age" LMAOOOOO