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We’re back!!

Am actually full on crying now lol

Why is everyone in love with Clara

(Me too😀)

#sad again :(

July is such a silly little man

Elmira hate club!!

I don’t think we’re gonna get a happy ending :(

I had a funny haha joke ready to go but it’s just taken such a brutal turn that I don’t want to make jokes anymore ☹️

July and Augustus link up?!?!?!? Kinda scared one of them is gonna die now though 😔

“Then, to his extreme astonishment, Lou squatted right atop his middle and reached into his long johns took hold of his tool. Nothing like that had ever happened to him, and he was stunned, though his tool wasn't.”

One of the greatest quotes in literary history methinks. Other highlights include the constant use of “carrot” as a euphemism for penis