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Samantha
is 41% done
I rise from the table like I'm levitating. “I will return shortly,” I say in a weird formal tone, like I've suddenly become a dowager countess. I'm pretty sure my synapses have misfired and I'm about two minutes away from being able to smell colors."
I'm DYING. DYING!
— Jun 04, 2015 10:35AM
I'm DYING. DYING!
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Samantha
is 2% done
I snatch it off the floor and inspect it. It’s so wrinkled it looks like a dump truck backed over it, and it’s stiff in spots, with a V-shaped stain spreading over the top. Trying to shake out the creases, I wish I had chosen something a little less slinky for my meeting with Adam Blackwood. But I went with this, and he’ll get to see it again today. Only this time it’ll look like I wrestled it off a hobo.
— Jun 04, 2015 07:21AM
Samantha
is starting
My head feels like the inside of a blender set to frappé, and the taste in my mouth suggests something crawled in there and died.
Guuuurl, been there, done that. Hangovers are THE WORST.
— Jun 04, 2015 06:58AM
Guuuurl, been there, done that. Hangovers are THE WORST.
